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allan

scar explores her sir side

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all kinds of people populate the hollywood cemetary not the least of which is this mustachio’ed minx; apparently she grows and cultivates rhinestones in nebulous Topanga caverns with which to adorn her upper lips and like areas..

The Vex on up

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Sometimes we need nude black and white images of ladies in helmets to remind us of what love looks like.  The fact that its only been a day since she left for Edinburgh, and I’m already pining away alone in our little room above Clapham Commom, must mean that either I’m a pruned sap, or possessed of an awful short term memory.

skin

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Skin is the first experiment in pretty pretty versus portrait…theres a book here somewhere, but I don’t have the energy and latex feels like wearing wet cabbages on you, I know because I had to wear a shirt once for a fashion show. 

michel berandi

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If dylan monroe was any better looking, I’d send a search party out looking for his humanity.  He hurts your eyes less if you squint, but that gives you wrinkles, and then a day will come when you blame dylan for your unattractive crows feet, and he doesn’t need that pressure.

joel and ashley

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my two favorite naughties paid a visit to the studio before leaving permanently for Houston. Now who’s going to hit me with a cattleprod when I wear lingerie on my head?