For those who long to return to their childhood, I can facilitate such desires with a whisk of my mouse….

featured in the upcoming Citizen Game and the Expendables, as easy going as he is enormous. And a premium dancer

She came to a turn amidst a boar infested chimney, and the Clouded Judgment shone excelsior, boding trouble for the questing Marquess. A quicksliver shadow flashed to her left, drowned by the sudden crash of something big behind…

Bursting from the inverted underbrush, or overbrush as it were, a fell apparition, the lion guardian of the Nether Regions, the arch fiend Derrick, or Duds for short. The terrified Marquess plunged forward into the mangy morass, the sulfur breath of the beast hot against her hips.

this is the first image from a series featuring Kumi and Ulorin in london. I’d been shooting for 8 hours at the White Womb, but somehow witnessing the scantily clad kumis and vexes woke me right up. Tony’s light and stormy cocktails didn’t hurt much either…..fancy hair and makeup sizzle courtesy of the greats Robert Masciave and Bea Sweet, and Olga made sure the silly factor was almost on par with the sexy factor; almost!

a glimpse into my recent trip to the UK, courtesy of Kumi’s phone. I was blessed to have the opportunity to shoot overseas for the first time, at the White Womb studio in London.

this my friend Medina, she is nice, a very premium dancer and can actually wink using either eye, but I am exceptionally beloved of the right. She also makes clothings that are first rate style, and is incredibly tall for a non-lesbian

one of my favorite shots from a recent band shoot, featuring the redoubtable flying V guitar.

this was a challenging shoot largely because we were trying for 4 different look plus a bluescreen scene all shot in under 3 hours. My thanks to John Moore PR, Mr Littlejohn for playing dress up, and Jimmy for his courage under fire.